About the Bonanza Bros.

• Names: Mobo and Robo Bonanza (Mobo is the short, blue one; Robo is the tall, red one)

• Species: Human, according to them
• Ages: Old enough to know better. (Their exact ages aren't known, but (non-canon:) Mobo is three years older than Robo.)
• Birthdays (non-canon): Mobo: May 5th (Taurus). Robo: June 21st (Gemini).
• Occupations: Ne'er-do-wells who specialize in the four Ss: stealing, snooping, surveillance and sabotage. They'll also do courier work, act as informers or bookies, and just generally perform all kinds of dirty deeds for pay. The boys regularly take on jobs by commission.
• History (non-canon): They grew up in a bad neighborhood in Badville, Illinois and live there still, though they regularly travel out-of-town for their jobs. They're rather tight-lipped about their early days, so not much is known about them.
• Profile (Mobo): Mobo Bonanza is the muscle of the two. While not as speedy as his brother, he's still pretty quick, and is strong and tough besides. He can take a lot of punishment and is excellent at creating distractions. A lifetime of sticking up for Robo has given him a bit of a hair trigger—the easiest way to start a fight with him is to pick on his little brother. (Mobo's the only one allowed to do that.) Thankfully he's good in a brawl, because he tends to get into them wherever he goes.
• Profile (Robo): Robo Bonanza is the brains of the outfit. He develops all the brothers' schemes, plans, and gadgets (though it's Mobo who points out all his silly mistakes). He's got a big mouth and a bigger ego, which means he gets the Bonanzas into just as many scrapes as his brother does. Fortunately, Robo's specialty is tight deadlines and tight spaces—being tall, thin and fleet-footed, it's a little easier for him to get into more places than Mobo can. He often scouts unfamiliar areas.
• Current status: (Un)Wanted by federal, state and international police in 48 out of 50 states and over 100 countries in the world, as well as a host of other video game-specific locations. When they're not out on a job, they can be found chilling in West Badville.

About the Blog

bonanza-cabaret is the filthy, filthy version of jackpot!. It is deeply NSFW and features mostly Robo/Mobo. Be advised.

I don't own the Bonanza Bros. or any other videogame properties mentioned in the posts herein. Those are property of their respective copyright holders. This is meant purely as a work of playful erotic fanfiction.